Only
Las Vegas, the city of impersonators, would be bold enough to
re-create the jewel of the Adriatic in the middle of the desert.
Absurd? Of course. Realistic? Read on.
By
Jack McCallum
"And
so he saw it once again, that most amazing of landing places, the
dazzling composition of fantastic architecture that the Republic
presented to the worshipful gazes of approaching mariners; the airy
magnificence of the Doge's Palace and the Bridge of Sighs, the columns
depicting lions and saints on the shore, the splendid and projecting
flank of the fairy-tale temple, the view of the gateway and the
gigantic clock."
FROM
DEATH IN VENICE
Perhaps
things wouldve worked out better for Gustav von Aschenbach,
the tragic protagonist of Thomas Manns 1911 masterpiece, had
he been able to vacation in the Las Vegas of today instead of the
Venice of the early 19th century. Old Gustav couldve still
taken in many of those unforgettable Venice landmarks while avoiding
the seductive presence of the Polish lad who spelled his ultimate
doom. True, Vegas has its own myriad temptations, but it was neither
the roulette wheel nor the leggy showgirl nor the 24-hour, $10.99
prime rib buffet that brought down Aschenbach in what Manns
narrator called "the most improbable of cities."
With
the recent opening of The Venetian along The Strip, the modern-day
American traveler who longs to experience a slice of Venice without
winging over the Atlantic now has that Vegas option. Only the city
of Frank and Dean would be presumptuous enough to re-create, smack
in the middle of the desert, a one-time nautical empire whose main
thoroughfare is a 2-and-1/2-mile-long waterway. Only the city of
Siegfried and Roy would be presumptuous enough to re-create, in
the center of Velvet Elvis country, a treasure chest of Renaissance
art that attracts serious aesthetes and scholars from all over the
world.
But
why not? Vegas is in the midst of what seems to be a class transplant.
Upscale, all-suite hotels that dont have hourly rates or mirrors
on the ceilings; restaurants that dont have buffet tables
the length of football fields. Then, too, $1.5 billion will buy
you a lot of realism, even at millennium prices, and thats
what Boston impresario Sheldon G. Adelson poured into The Venetian,
making it Vegass priciest piece of real estate next to Liberaces
wardrobe closet.
There
is, believe it or not, some organic connection between Venice and
Vegas. Both have been tainted by bad associations: early Venice
because its people dared trade with pirates, Vegas because it was
once known as a Mob town. And both have drawn the wrath of God-fearing
folk because of gambling and other assorted vices. Three centuries
before Vegas began lightening the wallets of Americans, Venice was
doing the same to Europeans at the Ridotto, which opened its doors
as Europes first gambling house in 1638.
But
what you, gentle traveler, want to know is: How much of Venice can
I get at The Venetian? To answer that, I paid brief visits, first
to The Venetian, then to the real deal.
Perhaps
it is difficult to replicate one of the most identifiable and romantic
cities in the world when hard by your entrance stands a giant bandana-wearing
skeleton that signals the entrance to the Treasure Island hotel-casino.
But, alas, we are all prisoners of our environment, and The Venetian,
after all, primarily a place to roll the dice, is located near the
heart of The Strip. Once inside The Venetians doors, though,
that $1.5 billion worth of Venice becomes apparent. Nay, it does
more than that. It overwhelmsyou. Some 150 murals faithfully
reproduced from Renaissance Venice cover the ceiling of the lobby.
There, near the entrance to the casino, is Nicolo Bambinis
Triumph of Venice.There, near the entrance to a shopping
area, is Paolo Veroneses The Apotheosis of Venice. There,
in the Renaissance Room, where high rollers get pampered, are cocktail
waitresses in sequined, butt-hugging costumes. (All right, this
is Vegas.) The works of Tiepolo, Titian, and Tintoretto, who constitute
a Hall of Fame of Venetian art, are represented, too. The overall
effectdare we say this about the interior of a casino?is
celestial. Winged cherubs rest on clouds, warriors look to the heavens.
The paintings reflect Renaissance themes of heaven and earth in
collision, of man yearning to ascend, of man turning to God and
asking, in an anguished cry, "Why in Thy name did I continue
to double down at the hundred-dollar table?"
Andwait
a minutewhats that noise? Opera? At 2 in the afternoon?
In Las Vegas? Yes, Frank and Dino are probably rolling over in their
graves, but throughout the afternoon and into the early evening,
12 hours a day, seven days a week, The Venetian stages minipageants
with a company of actors, musicians, and singers. And this isnt
Waiting for Guffmanstyle community theater. These are serious
performers who seem not at all affected by the reality that they
are belting it out, not at The Met, but within a few dozen feet
of the cling-clanging of the slot machines. "Working here presents
certain unique challenges, but even when youre on a regular
stage a certain percentage of the audience is getting it and a certain
percentage is not," says Suzanne Feruce, who portrays, with
fetching realism, a Venetian courtesan. "Its the same
here. And maybe here they appreciate it a little more."
That
seems to be the case. Casino-goers who dont know Pavarotti
from Pagliacci do know that at The Venetian theyre getting
something extra, which is what everyone wants when coming to Vegas,
considering that so much will likely be left behind. Between the
art and the pageants, The Venetian must already lead all other Vegas
hotel-casinos in inches of space video-recorded. One man was so
engaged in swinging his video camera between the art on the ceiling
and the Renaissance jester perched on a pillarI am not making
this upthat he slammed straight into a stationary luggage
rack. "This is where the guy was playing Vivaldi. This is
where they have all the Renaissance sculpture. This is where I obliterated
my septum."
The
idea of replicating the exterior of Venice is a little less ridiculous
than it sounds. More than most cities, Venices identifiable
heart is in one placeSt. Marks Squareand Adelson,
who was captivated by it during a vacation several years ago, made
sure the builders were faithful to that most famous of Italian piazzas.
"Our buildings are constructed almost exactly to scale,"
says Brad Packer, one of The Venetians public relations people.
"We had architects and artists go to Venice. We had two historians
on retainer. This isSt. Marks Square." Well, I
would see about that, but the exterior does suggest the Venice I
had seen in postcards. And at The Venetian, you can get something
you cant get in Venice: a gondola ride that sweeps by high-end
stores like Mikimoto and Donna Karan, under an eerily realistic
70-foot ceiling that depicts the sky in Venice in early evening.
You
can also get this: In The Venetians Library Building, another
St. Marks landmark faithfully reproduced from the original,
Vegas tourists can patronize Madame Tussauds Celebrity Encounter,
which includes a wax exhibit of a hypothetical "Fight of the
Century" between Muhammad Ali and Evander Holyfield. Around
the ring are Vegas immortals such as Don King, Elvis, and, of course,
the Rat Pack.
And
this has what, exactly, to do with Venice?
"Nothing
really," Packer says. "What were giving you is Venice
with a Vegas twist."
St.
Marks squarePiazza San Marco as the Venetians know itprobably
stands second to Trafalgar Square in London for number of pigeons
per square inch. They have been here in droves for quite a while.
Mann makes reference to them in Death in Venice,as does Oscar
Wilde in The Picture of Dorian Gray(1891). My fondest wish
for The Venetian was that it not import pigeons for authenticityafter
all, it has pigeons aplenty inside. Alas, trained pigeons are now
unleashed over the hotel six times a day.
Their
Italian cousinsfilthy, rapacious, and mindless as they may
beare a small price to pay for sitting, standing, gazing,
just beingin perhaps the grandest gathering spot in the world,
a place that Napoleon called "the drawing room of Europe."
The square, which is actually gloriously asymmetrical, is probably
175 yards long and maybe half as wide. Not to belabor the obvious,
but what The Venetian cannot hope to capture is the grand scope
of an architectural wonder that has been attracting tourists for
almost 10 centuries. The St. Marks in front of The Venetian
is primarily a photo op; the real Piazza San Marco is the heart
and soul of a legendary city.
The
Venetian, however, did an unquestionably faithful job of reconstructing
the wonders of the piazza. Standing in the center of the real St.
Marks, you can see, as in the Vegas version, the Doges
Palace, the Campanile (legend has it that Galileo took the Doge
to the top to demonstrate his new telescope), the Clock Tower (which
has been telling time for almost 500 years), and the Library Building
(sans Madame Tussaud). The reproduction is incredible, allowing
for the fact that what renders the originals glorious is their very
wear and tear, their centuries of historical seasoning.
Then,
too, The Venetian did not attempt to recreate the dominant feature
of St. Marksthe basilica dedicated to the patron saint
who gave the piazza its name and the city its celestial protection.
One is overwhelmed even before entering the church. The 13th-century
mosaics that hang in the atrium serve as a mood-changerfrom
the bright gaiety of the piazza outside to the pious play of light
and shadow that goes on inside. The whole dizzying effect of the
place is that it seems, as poet Théophile Gautier wrote,
"as if it belonged to a pre-Christian Christianity, to a Church
founded before religion existed." The omission was a wise bit
of restraint on the part of The Venetian. The Venetians version
of St. Marks also had to take some liberties with geography.
Neither the Rialto Bridge, dominant in The Venetian landscape, nor
the Ca dOro ("house of gold") is near the
square in the real Venice. The real Ca dOro, however,
does not include the famed restaurant Lutece as The Venetians
does. Advantage, Vegas.
Though
probably 90 percent of Venice tourists avail themselves of the servize
gondole,it is fashionable to complain about the smell of the
water in the worlds most waterlogged city, something that,
barring an unforeseen plumbing problem, will not affect gondola-riders
in Vegas. If you go to Venice, you must take a gondola ride. Take
two, in fact, one during the day, one at night. Look, youre
not being paddled around in a fresh mountain stream, but the smell
is not that bad and is part of the charm. My gondolier, a pleasant
young man named Matteo, was more than willing to discourse on any
subject, including, as it turns out, The Venetian.
"Yes,
we have heard about this casino that tries to be Venice," said
Matteo as he negotiated his way around other gondolas in the crowded
side canals, "and we in Venice believehow you say it?it
is not for us. We are not happy about this Venetian. We will not
go there." (Nor is the mayor of Venice captivated by Adelsons
new playland; he reportedly requested that Adelson give his city
$300,000 for the right to replicate Venices features.) The
best thing about the Venice gondoliers, of course, is that they
are genuine gondoliers. They do not sing, as The Venetians
do ("I sometimes sing," said Matteo, "but only after
three bottles of wine"); they do not always dress in official
gondolier costume, as The Venetians do; and they receive calls
on cell phones, which is verboten at The Venetian.
"Was
that your girlfriend, Matteo?" I asked.
"No,"
he said with a smile. "It was my mother. She is always calling
me."
The
only way to complete a night in Venice is at a coffeehouse in the
piazza. The oldest is the Florian, whose clients have included Byron,
Goethe, and Rousseau. Across the square are Lavena and Quadri, which
stage a battle of the chamber-music groups in the evening. If you
can sit under the stars on a warm Venice night, sipping red wine,
listening to the music of Venice native Vivaldi, and not feel that
the world is a wonderful place, then your heart has hardened, my
friend, and you are as doomed as Manns Aschenbach.
Heres
my advice. First visit The Venetian. Eat at the wonderful restaurants.
(You cant sample the fare of Emeril Lagasse and Wolfgang Puck
in Venice.) Rumble around a suite thats four times larger
than any hotel room in Venice and sleep in a bed thats twice
as big as any in Europe. Drink all the iced drinks you want. Hey,
youre an American! Try to learn something about Venetian art
and sculpture. Go shopping by gondola. Hang out in the square and,
for at least an hour, gaze at the Doges Palace instead of
the slot machines just inside.
And
then visit the actual Venice. Youll discover that theres
no substitute for the real thing. Venice is a city for the wanderer,
a city of hidden treasures and small discoveries, shops and churches
and galleries and wonderful trattorias in seemingly deserted alleys.
The city is so gloriously unreal that sometimes you feel like youre
in your own private Truman Show,as if the old Venetian lady
suddenly dumped her wash water out of the window on cue just to
please you. Vegas, in its own way, is unreal, of course, but its
a city that screams its virtues in neon (ONE NIGHT ONLY! TONY BENNETT!)
and keeps nothing hidden. Then, too, its one thing to sit
in Piazza San Marco and ponder the fact that Marco Polo mightve
sat there; quite another to sit in the St. Marks of The Venetian
and think, Wow, Don Rickles mightve sat here.
But
if you go to Venice, youll also discover the lengths to which
The Venetian went to replicate the real deal. And if Europe isnt
for you, well, then be content with The Venetian. Crank up that
camcorder and for heavens sake watch out for the luggage racks.
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